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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Feb 1st

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

i wish i had braces, cause then maybe i can have a smile like yous

Jan 29th

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

4,253 notes

I needzzzzz

kurtcat: sincerelymalina: kurtcat: A best friend that isn’t 24.8 miles to Livermore. WAY TO GO MALINA!! hahahah KUUURT i get my phone next week anyways YOURE STILL MY FAVE <3 lawl Aw really? Because I was hoping that YOUR MOM would be the new BFF. haha, ew,NO and in science someone wrote on the desk “who sits here?” and i of course i wrote “your mom ;)”...

Jan 27th

I needzzzzz

kurtcat: A best friend that isn’t 24.8 miles to Livermore. WAY TO GO MALINA!! hahahah KUUURT i get my phone next week anyways YOURE STILL MY FAVE <3 lawl

Jan 27th

Remember When Getting High Meant Swinging at the playground. The worst thing you could get from boys was cooties. Mom was your hero, and dad was the boy you were going to marry. Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine .Wearing skirts didn’t mean you were a slut. The only thing you smoked...

Jan 27th

Fooled me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame...

Jan 27th

Jan 26th

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Jan 26th

you disgust me, you little ugly white 'seen' bitch...

Jan 26th

Jan 24th

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Jan 22nd

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fmylife: Today, I had a wrestling match. Someone put Viagra in my waterbottle. FML HAHAHAHAH, omfgg thats so smart

Jan 22nd

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i got my phone taken away again

i feel immature everytime this happenes and i end up telling everybody i’ve also gotten my high tech laptop taken as well. My mother is a bitch.

Jan 22nd

Jan 19th

my love for you is like this bouquet of flowers.

boygirlconvos: girl: how long is this supposed to last? boy: [hands her bouquet of flowers] as long as at least one of these flowers is not withered. girl: [frowns] flowers don’t last that long, you know. they wilt faster than humans. boy: yeah, but fake flowers don’t. awww my boyfriend did something like this for me on valentines day :)

Jan 19th

7633. I turned my phone off for a whole day,...

(via myheartislistening) hmmph, THIS happens ;p

Jan 18th

Hero.

Girl : I want to do drugs.
Boy : I'll go get you some pez.
Girl  : I want to drink.
Boy : I'll go get you some pepsi.
Girl : I'm going to fail school.
Boy : I'll go get you a report card for the school. Put any grade you want.
Girl : I want to kill myself.
Boy : Here's a mosquito. I named it " myself" . Go kill it.
Girl : I want someone to love me.
Boy : What do you think I've been doing all this time?